jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

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diamond-dcgs:

*dr who theme*

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binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

image

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huffingtonpost:

Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

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  • me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
  • me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
  • me: should this be on overlay or soft light
  • me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
  • me: Should the lineart be black or really really really dark blue or really really really dark brown.

doctorwho:

A Poem From The Doctor

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the-mighty-cassbutt-of-shotas:

he-got-da-bootay:

the-mighty-cassbutt-of-shotas:

Holla at me

*Hollas at you*

omg thank I feel special 

the-mighty-cassbutt-of-shotas:

he-got-da-bootay:

the-mighty-cassbutt-of-shotas:

Holla at me

*Hollas at you*

omg thank I feel special 

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tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

There’s nothing I find funnier on Sherlock than the fact that Anderson imagines Sherlock as being this suave, sexy, cool bamf who catwalks around kissing girls. When in reality he’s an adorable little gay sweetheart who folds napkins, blows things up by mistake, flails around, and glues pictures of John’s head to things.

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theycallmerhia:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Bullying is the use of force or coercion to abuseintimidate, or to aggressively impose a certain type of domination over others.

stop bullying

always reblog

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"i think i’m gay"

— dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)

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mishasminions:

halalloli:

mishasminions:

I have this weird reaction to minced garlic. Whenever I eat it, I have really horrible farts—weirdly awful. I had eaten a lot of it, and we got on a flight—packed flight—completely packed, and it was one of those situations where, you know, I was on the window side, and I didn’t want to get up, I figured I’ll—I felt something building up is what I’m trying to say. And I just let a little bit out, just little by little.

Long story short, I farted, and the guy behind me fainted. A flight attendant came over and splashed water on his face and sort of resuscitated him. And his wife or girlfriend goes, “I think I smell some gas”, and they said, “Ma’am, that’s impossible, all the fuel on the plane is stored in the wings so there’s none of it that comes anywhere near the fuselage. Absolutely impossible for there to be a gas leak.” They let it go.

About an hour and a half into the flight, I thought, “I’ll be more careful this time”. I farted again, the guy faints again. Flight attendants came, and his girlfriend says, “Somebody let out some gas”. They said, “Ma’am, we told you the gas cannot leak”. The woman sitting next to them said, “No, no, somebody has to go to the bathroom”

there’s no way this man is real.he can’t be human. he just can’t

YES. OBVIOUSLY TO PRODUCE FARTS THAT CAUSE PEOPLE TO FAINT, THAT’S INCREDIBLY UNNATURAL.

YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY, HE’S SUPERNATURAL

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

My Steve senses are tingling 

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